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Get Off My Nuts

p1: hey u give me your cheeseburger
p2: Yo Get Off My Nuts
by DOKUKIRI November 24, 2010
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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!
by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009
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Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
by Bangin ST January 14, 2022
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Uncle Bucks Mixed Nuts

The most satisfying nuts you will ever put in your mouth.
Damn i would suck uncle bucks mixed nuts dry.
by Coontasha Niggalina December 3, 2019
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shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute
mugGet the shit Mother TITTY NUTS!mug.

Imagine dragon deez nuts

Person 1: Hey are you a fan of imagine—
Person 2: —imagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!
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Over the butt nut hut

A jock strap. Used as a counter to "over the shoulder boulder holder" for women.
"Jim was getting ready to run in a marathon so he put on his over the butt nut hut to keep his balls from being mashed".
by Ball Buster STL April 7, 2011
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