Joe Kingsman is small, annoying and sarcastic. He tells a lot of jokes and will make you laugh, even if you don’t want to laugh at him because you hate him with a passion. One of your friends is confused as to wether otter not they like Joe Kingsman in that way. But you know he probably likes her a lot and will some up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.
by JohnnyJohnnyYesPapa_ January 17, 2018
Get the Joe Kingsmanmug. 
Joe is everything. He is sexy and is mostly handsome. He is caring and can be a real jerk. But he is attracted to skylyn rylee Courtney and Emma’s and very sensitive when someone breaks up with him. And he will always love u but if it’s a dare he will break up with u in a day or so
by Short1234567890 June 2, 2018
Get the Joemug. A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
by happybloke42 June 19, 2021
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