The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 07, 2025
When one Ryan Gary Letourneau decides there are no new games coming out. The most common cause of a game drought is when no hyper specific roguelites are released within the last fortnight. This often results in those affected playing the dles, and/or games with repetitive cycles, that way they can more easily banter about the game drought.
"Haven't you heard, there's a game drought. No I don't play anything released more than a week ago, why do you ask?"
"Chibli, the game drought is finally over man, it's finally over."
"Chibli, the game drought is finally over man, it's finally over."
by SnickerBlue August 02, 2024
He was so video game challenged that if he were not to play at all, his team would win. videogames gaming challenged videogaming gamer games
by SigmaOmega3 March 02, 2016
by Plaza a.k.a unge picazzo February 15, 2018
by RememberTheGame October 16, 2022
Early 2000s rapper from Compton best known for his work with 50 cent. Most recently beefed with Meek Mill. Currently spends his days playing NBA 2k on twitch
by Wheezeman October 29, 2018
The Game is a non-tangible, ever-present game that is quite frequently lost. This game is constantly lost by Scotsmen and Irish people who think of Italy in terms other than "goin' down."
By thinking about Mr. Ciceroni like that, my Irish background has automatically caused me to lose The Game.
by ScotsIrishPwns April 05, 2009