simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 23, 2020

Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 03, 2021

SIMP KING

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L

You is that a SIMP KING

by Yusbsjs May 27, 2020

Simp king

What is known as an Owen

Dude don't be such a simp king. Sophie is 18.

by dr.daddydick42069 April 18, 2020

SIMP KING

Simp King is a man who is more than a Simp

JAY is a Simp King.
Andy is a Simp King

by Just Lucifer July 08, 2020

Vcal king

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal

Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend

by Astro woman March 14, 2021

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022