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Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow 

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
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shit a chicken 

When somebody finds out something insane has happened, and hysteria ensues.
"Oh man, when Bill finds out he's been cheated on 7 times, he is literally going to shit a chicken."
shit a chicken by That one Dude September 24, 2014

Burnt chicken nugget

A derogatory slang used to refer to large,overweight men of a brown skin tone.
Burnt chicken nugget by Able tesfey November 19, 2018

Choking the Chicken 

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.
"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

rubber chicken 

In the game NetHack, slang for "cockatrice corpse."
On my last ascension I totally raped the Astral Plane with my wished-for rubber chicken
rubber chicken by inductor September 7, 2007

thunder chicken 

A restaurant in Seoul, South Korea that serves the best fried chicken in the world.
Danielle: Hey, Alex, want to get some Thunder Chicken?
Alex: Sure! I got a pocket fulla change!
thunder chicken by KUMelissa January 27, 2008

dirty chicken 

when you put your hand down a girls pants to have a play and she seems shaven but when you pull out you feel the bristles /stubble, like a freshly plucked chicken.
Dude i just fingered that girl and all was going good but then i pulled out i felt the dirty chicken so i dropped that bitch!