The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

by Airdon2 April 13, 2011

Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.

Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.

by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018

Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.

Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!

by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013

Bosnian Monkey Lick

The act of licking the shit and blood out of a girls ass and vagina while she is on her period

So what did you do to her Rhet
I gave her the ole Bosnian Monkey Lick

by Dabturkey69 May 12, 2019

Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier

so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell

by phil_Mccracken69 April 7, 2021

monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023