Skip to main content

Shut-the-fuck-off

When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off
When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”
by Bigwillyian May 2, 2018
mugGet the Shut-the-fuck-off mug.
Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.
"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!
by Burrow Owl February 2, 2004
mugGet the gonna have you naked by the end of this song mug.

The War of 1812

Due to disputes between the United States and Britain over impressment of US Soldiers to the British Navy and the naval blockade by Britain on Napoleonic France aswell as disputes over the Northern Territories in Canada, America declared war on Britain.
During the course of the 3-year war, America won a series of naval battles, although failing to make an impression into British territory on land due to British aggression. The most prominent of American victories being those at York (Toronto) and after the war had ended officially, at the battle of New Orleans. British forces invading America lost the battle of Baltimore and succeeded to burn Washington DC (which was saved by a heavy rainstorm).
The territory Britain did capture was handed back after the war, as were the gains of America...
What a stupid pointless conflict.
And what happened to the blockade on France? It continued! And Britain smashed the French Navy at the Battle of Trafalgar and pummeled Napoleon at Waterloo, with the help of the faithful Prussians. Thanks Germany, we know who our REAL friends are!

Just kidding, thankfully now Anglo-American relations are just peachy.
by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004
mugGet the The War of 1812 mug.

The Collective Of Zarloff

An organization dedicated to running around really fast and getting dizzy while reading the scriptures of "THA", the Zarloffian "god". The organization was convened in secret after a drunken bonfire in 1740 after the assassination of the panty god. Little is known about the collective. Some believe the collective will rise up, fail horribly, then resume their drunken antics.
The Zarloffian priest is an ass bag. He's so drunk he cant even slurr properly. This shit sucks....I'm gonna get shit faced now. The collective of Zarloff is made of pandas.
by The collective of Zarloff January 6, 2008
mugGet the The Collective Of Zarloff mug.

On to the next one

To move on to the next available, hot female whether in person or on video chat. On To The Next One (OTTN1) was a saying used originally by Charles Kast and Corey Rother, as they mac'd on chicks.
Britany_bunny69 : Omg my cam just broke sorry guys, holdon while I try to figure out whats wrong with it.

Gino : Man... WTF? OTTN1
Anthony : Wtf is OTTN1??
Mc : It's On to the next one fool!
Josh : I'm hungry

KPS
by Chaz...izzle October 1, 2010
mugGet the On to the next one mug.

the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.
"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."
by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010
mugGet the the good ole Weenernator mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email