King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.

All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!

by LePost James May 10, 2023

The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin

"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"

by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023

pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

king of India

The King of India is, has been, and will always be Aditya K. Being the lord of Indian memes, his glorious achievements pull people down to his feet in respect. His importance is so great its undefined because the puny mortals of Earth can't comprehend nobility and intelligence of such degree. There is no word that gives justice to the dankness of Aditya K.

Guy 1: Aditya K is truly the king of India. Such beauty he portays?
Guy 2: Bobs and vegana were his creation!
Guy 3: Don't forget bitch lasagna, the signature delicacy in our very beauty country!

by The fake Mukund Kumar November 10, 2018

Rizz King

Someone usually named Isaac Tantilla who pulls all the bitches

Joe" Do you see Isaac rizzing up that group of girls"
Jaden" Yea he has 8 bodys too... Hes the Rizz King"

by J Blade February 26, 2024

Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!

Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024