Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

pushing 3

It means you get mad bitches. You are an absolute pussy magnet. Also known as three fingers up. Commonly seen in a Instagram post from nick_vital

“You that guy nick it holding 3 fingers up what does it mean”
“Sheeeiit he’s getting mad bitches he’s pushing 3”

by Darwin stone May 30, 2022

Mo <3

A beautiful, pretty, nice, kind, wonderful, breath taking, understanding, comforting, loving girl. Who can make anyone fall in love with her with just her pretty smile

Him: "Oh look!- There's Mo!"
Them: "Oh she's so pretty. Pretty Pretty Mo <3"

by _.Platonic_ January 27, 2022

<3

Not only is '<3' used in a way to show love like "I <3 ------' but it's also used to insult someone but in a kind, mean, sarcastic manner.

Example.

'kindly eat a handgrenade<333' or 'this is why your father left <3'

by G3NOC1D3_RAAAA4H January 22, 2024

Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?

by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

that escalated 3

that escalated quickly — when a scenario goes from relatively calm or innocuous to out of hand and intense.

alam mo, tangina mo. (to keiji)

() hala gago?

anyare?

that escalated 3.

by insideb4 December 12, 2020