Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part
Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.
by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011
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cookie man pop

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop
omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!
by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019
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the pudding pop

The act of engaging in a sexual relationship with a woman who has been drugged or is unconscious.
by DeDe Parker September 21, 2016
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pop at the back

southern colloq. for "fart"
Whew! Did you just pop at the back because it smells really bad in here?
by southerngal July 30, 2009
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popped his pussy

he rly slayed or did well
he rly popped his pussy with those pics!
by teheheehehehehehehe November 13, 2023
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popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.
1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.
by Chewsie June 26, 2017
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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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