OMG my friend just had to poop!
omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?
wanna eat my poop?
poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!
oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!
if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?
wanna eat my poop?
poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!
oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!
if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
by poopylover101 March 9, 2019

Poop is so beautiful. It is right way of saying you smell good. You should eat poop because it is soooooo good for you and has lots of vitamins, fibre, fruit, and vegetables. Now you know, if you ever make a poop, you will smell good and you should eat it
Person1: ewwww I just pooped!!
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
by Mr. gay karate magic April 26, 2020

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 June 14, 2018

by sissy2009ss March 2, 2021

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 5, 2016
