Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020

Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.

Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.

by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 3, 2022