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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.
John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.
by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020
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John Bono

Do you know John Bono? Yes i know John he is the coolest.
by MrJvBono February 20, 2011
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John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.
I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day
“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”
by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
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