get your skivvies in a bunch

to become upset, usually out of proportion to the situation.

You: "C'mon, hurry up, I like to arrive at the movies at least 30 minutes early so I can Scotchgard my seat!"
Your friend: "Dude, don't get your skivvies in a bunch!"

You post a detailed analysis of a Star Trek episode, and someone leaves a disagreeing comment, causing you to write a 10,000-word essay defending your expertise. Someone then comments "Don't get your skivvies in a bunch."

by Bob43 August 11, 2010

get your shit together

Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.

Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"

by sixelanicolle February 3, 2015

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

How to protect your niBBas from the N-word

Trump: I'm gonna say the n word
Skipper: MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

by Honkler November 30, 2018

get off the phone

A slang term that means stop giving oral sex

"oh henry, get off the phone, I gotta" in the lyrics of "Suffragette city" a song written by Daivid Bowie

by Captain Cheesewhiz January 10, 2012

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

get da water nigga

A panicked exclamation used when an emergency warrants an urgent response from others.

"Get da water nigga! It's goin' down! Motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"

by Th3 Admiral August 24, 2011

Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.

A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020