Cat back talk

What a cat does when it's told not to do something and it meows immediately after.

I tell my cat not to use cat back talk because it's disrespectful to their owners, just like a kid.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

Cat Soda

Juice from one's pussy. The milky liquid extract from a vagina.

Damn, man, I had some real good Cat Soda last night going down on my aunt.

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.

Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch

by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019

Cat Idea

When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.

Thanks for talking about Fuzzles for so long, man. I just had an awesome cat idea.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Cat's Asshole

The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.

"If you take a look down the chamber, you will see the cat's asshole staring at you..."

by 50's Man April 24, 2023