Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.

Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.

by d2theb December 3, 2011

Garbage Bag Ass

When a girl that has a flabby ass uses tight jeans to hold the ass in place. You can still tell as it is trashy. Like a garbage bag overflowing, if the jeans ever exploded, you would have a mess. Abbreviated as GBA

Matt: Jeff do you think my ex-girlfriend is hot?
Jeff: Not really.
Matt: Why the f**k not?
Jeff: She has a major case of garbage bag ass.

by mattcrabbe December 4, 2010

Douche Bag Dave

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.

Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?

by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009

tea bag

Also known as a 'yambag' or 'nut sac.' This term is usually used after the 'yambag' has been dipped in the mouth of another.

Chris Wagner tea bagged her over and over again.

by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003

dime bag clers

a guy from poco, british colombia named corey who sells dime bags of illegal drugs for $10 to little kids around all the elementary schools.

Kid: hey clers! can i get a dime bag from you?
Dime Bag Clers: ok, that'll be $10, son.
Kid: ok, clers, but don't rip me off like last time...i want the full $10 worth. you still owe me the change.
Dime Bag Clers: come suck the change out of my ass little man.

by pocowhitepower December 18, 2012

all that and (a bag of ) chips

Adj. 1) A superlative form of all that; something or someone which possesses all desired qualities PLUS unimagined or unforseen bonuses.

"Your supermodel boyfriend isn't jealous that you're also dating his twin brother?"
"No, girl; he's all that'n' a bag of chips!"

by T2M tha 4N6DV8 November 13, 2003

make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.

"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream

by quignugget May 11, 2010