Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

by Airdon2 April 13, 2011

Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.

Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.

by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018

monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.

Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!

by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013