szalation 3:13

“calm down shit could be worse
never say that” -Blind by SZA

what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy

ivan: you know it can always get worse from here, stop freaking out
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh

by conspirngbitch July 7, 2023

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name

person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat

by xaern25 September 13, 2025

3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

by Ryan331 December 9, 2023

Todoroki's Waifu <3

Todo for short, is a person who is very cool and laid back, yet they do worry about you cause they care about you. They have very nice tendencies and will be nice too most people who come their way, unless their rude. They are also very beautiful and will always be humble about it.

Basically just an amazing person.

She's definitely a Todo (Todoroki's Waifu <3) type of person

by verysmort September 25, 2020

Skate 3

A game that surprisingly has nothing to do with skateboarding

"Skate 3:A game that has nothing to do with actuall skateboarding"
-PewDiePie

by MeisterManos April 7, 2018

-3-

-3- = i am cringe

A: how was ur day?

B: i mean it was ok -3-

A: stfu right now fuck u go away :sob:

by moist_tegnell June 7, 2021

3-way allegiance

The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.

Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up

Bro:yea

Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool

Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.

by Antidi April 20, 2019