portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

Life

Life is a game of gambling.

What to do with my life?

by Eg7 December 2, 2019

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

Life

You do you

Its a hard not life

by BettaRunChildSupportGottaGen December 15, 2019

Life

No, no, no, he's got a point!

Look at the first one before this one. Life be like that.

by Gojisura January 29, 2020

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan April 5, 2018

No Life

Nerds who have no soul and are worthless, just like you :).
Variations include:
No Lifer
No Soul

Hah look at that no lifer.
He has no life.

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022