Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Yogurt Head

Someone who is really enthusiastic about yogurt

Paul is always talking about Chobani yogurt, he's a total yogurt head

by gucciromaine July 18, 2024

Yogurt Basket

When a group of guys cum in someone's ass.

We gave that bitch a yogurt basket.

by Skimlog April 18, 2018

Yogurt throat

A person or people who act white, are white, or associate with white people.

Megan Krugger is a yogurt throat.

by Ieatblunts July 31, 2016

yogurt

Pronounced Y(aw)gurt by this dumbass named Bella Baui Lacelle

"I want some y(aw)gurt" -Bella
"It's YOgurt you idiot" -Ella

by pituitarygland January 11, 2020

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."

by Greek yogurt lover February 19, 2018