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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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wienering up

the act of getting your wiener full wiener mode.
" man listen im wienering up tonight and im going 10 dollar mode."
by totallynotnate July 15, 2022
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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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Wiener sisters

Those McKay sisters slept with the same guy… wiener sisters
by SEX666CEE November 1, 2022
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Bitch Wiener

A female Dachshund. The name comes from female dogs are called bitches and dachshunds are sometimes called wieners (referring to both their stubborn personalities and the length of the dog.)
Trevor: Man, I love dogs.
Brandy: Want to stroke my bitch wiener?
Trevor: Boy would I? ... Oh yeah... Mmm... Thats a nice wiener. Can I kiss it?
by Titsi November 4, 2022
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wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.
My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.
by retard-guy November 12, 2022
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Wiener Card

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001
by PeturGriffin November 25, 2022
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