clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.
"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.
by disturbed cake April 29, 2016
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Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
by Captain Capsized October 17, 2016
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Wienered

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!
by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013
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Wienered

The action of putting a hotdog in someone’s pant’s pocket while they are distracted.
“Did you see those left over hotdogs?”
“Yeah, Jim wienered Ron. Look at his left pocket!”
by Gonzolinguist October 09, 2022
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 01, 2017
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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by October 14, 2020
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wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!
by ryley<3 December 03, 2021
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