Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon

Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener

by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020

winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.

To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.

by QuacksO October 28, 2022

wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.

OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense

by Tactical_beano May 7, 2017

wiener butt

someone who is acting rather wiener butt

john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh

by avocado721 July 7, 2025

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017