A magical third nipple that appears on a full moon. Usually contracted by getting bitten or scratched by a nipple.
Hillary: "Babe, what's that on the back of your neck?"
Josh: "Oh, that must be my werenipple. There's a full moon out, right?"
Josh: "Oh, that must be my werenipple. There's a full moon out, right?"
by Asylum760 December 1, 2009
Get the werenipple mug.The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
by angrysumo February 4, 2010
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Customer: "I'll have a vente Wertman, please."
Customer: "I'll have a vente Wertman, please."
by michaeldee28 November 21, 2011
Get the Wertman mug.A Weremo is like a Werewolf in many respects. Like the Werewolf, the Weremo is most likely to strike on a night with a full moon. His appearance however, does not change. A Weremo is a closeted male homosexual who attacks unsuspecting streight males. He comes in three types; the filtly fart box tongue puncher, the blower and the most dreaded and feared of all Weremos, the Bull Weremo. The Bull is the only Weremo known to rape the unsuspecting and he is the only one with the power to turn a streight male gay. Pre attack indicators are a sweaty upper lip. This is almost immediately followed by an attack. Weremos can be detected before this however. Weremos most often approach streight men with a pitch that will entice and lure the unsuspecting target into a secluded location where he can be compromised. A Weremo may approach you with offers to buy your beer, take you to another bar where "there are lots of chicks" or simply bait you by leaving gun, sports and porno magazines in plain view; all in an effort to lure you in. However, he lacks any real interests in these things and can easily be tripped up. He will say things like "I have tickets to a Washinton Redskins hocky game," or lets go score some "Tigers and Milks," not knowing that it is Cougars and Milfs the streight male seeks. Further, the bull can be easily identified by his goatee and shaven head.
Any man driving a Miatta is likely to be a blower or salad tossing Weremo. Likewise men who order skim or latte anything at Starbucks. A bull is often found wearing Harley Davidson gear though he may or may not own a bike of any type.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter February 16, 2013
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My girlfriend was working at Olive Garden and I pulled a Frosty Werebear on her face and she got upset.
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When I were a lad... I wore a cardboard box and ate dirt. But that didn't stop me from founding an Internet retail empire and making millions.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008
Get the when I were a lad... mug.Something that pops into your head as you realize your driving down a creepy ass back road in the middle of nowhere with your windows rolled down on a full moon.
by Kristyn_Paige April 12, 2010
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