Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

wanker's wedding ring

A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.

🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
- My Dick by Mickey Avalon

by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026

White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?

by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025