wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

Whilly Wacking

The act of smacking yo dick-ey doo so hard that it rapidly spin in circles like a helicopter spinny thing that I cant spell for the life of me.

Whilly Wacking is pulling down your pants, smack your ding dong a couple of times, and watch it spin.

by SuzzyBoi_Gadzooks November 18, 2025

wack shows

When something(s) wack happens and you were a part or viewer of the wack experience.

you arrive a minute after Mcdonald's closes the breakfast menu and they will no longer serve you sausage and egg mcmuffins..."man that's wack shows."

by Jaguil01 February 18, 2009

Wack

wAcK

What's up Johnny Wack

by jahin June 7, 2021

wack

the act of being cool

Melannie is wack.
They are wack

by watermelonnnn August 18, 2019

wack

The WACK way to spell WHACK*

Wesley : That's wack
Jamie : NO that's WHACK*
Jamie : LUUK

by whack.. February 12, 2019

Wack

Lame.

Kobe: Did you see christa's new boyfriend?
Grayson: Dude he was wack as shit.

by Jojisdemons October 17, 2018