Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.

Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.

by asdf August 22, 2003

Vegan Noobs

Vegans (mainly members of PeTA) who don't have a slight clue of what's going on or getting thier facts twisted,warped or distorted without hearing the truth.

Clint:I heard PeTa is claiming that people could get Swine Flu h1n1 by eating Pork!

Deadora: WHAT!?!? Those PeTA protesters are a bunch of Vegan Noobs!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

Vegan Rage

The intense and inappropriate irritability and anger outbursts displayed by a vegan when they are hungry and cannot easily access food that meets their dietary requirements. Vegan Rage is particularly severe early in the transition from meat eating. Vegan Rage is similar to hanger, but considerably more intense.

Yikes, chill dude and have some peanuts. You are experiencing some serious Vegan Rage.

by niarte June 13, 2017

pesco-vegan

One who follows a strict Vegan Diet:

no beef, poultry, seafood, eggs, dairy, honey or gelatin while avoiding wearing/buying/owning fur, down, silk & leather.

with the ONLY exception being the consumption fish (i.e. farm raised salmon or tuna)

Vegetarians & Pescetarians may eggs and dairy.

Vegans & Pesco-Vegans do not eat eggs or dairy, honey or gelatin. They avoid wearing/buying/owning fur, down, silk & leather.

by Olivia Mora January 6, 2009

cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.

Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.

by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007

pig vegan

as vegan is when you don’t eat animals, pig vegan is where your vegan towards pigs.
therefore you don’t eat pork.

emilie doesn’t eat pork, she is pig vegan

by aykmeii December 15, 2018

vegan vagina

a clean vagina it is sexy only because of the fact that the owner is vegan

ezra: should i smash?
nick: yeah bro heard she got a vegan vagina.
ezra: hell yeah im definately hitting that!

by ilovee June 9, 2017