you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

Titty Twister

When someone squeezes the nipples hard and twist them at the same time. This is commonly done using the index finger and thumb. This can be painful of pleasureful depending on the freakiness of one.
Can be a crude way of punishment.

Last night while getting it on, I received a double titty twister.

My breast hurt after that titty twister.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Tennessee Twister

The act of fucking your Cousin while in the back of your Fathers pickup truck while doing donuts in the parking lot of a abortion clinic.

Hey I heard Noah pulled Tennessee Twister with his Cousin.

Oh shit! I heard Sally and Jim jiim did that last week!

by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016

missile twister

any slutty girl or woman, usually a professional.

I just got head from this 4th street missle twister and it only cost 5 dollaz.

by sick December 15, 2003

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013