turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

by HW2019 May 24, 2019

dancing turtle

a turtle that boogies all day, cause it's brother in law got stung by 2 bees in a row.

I have an awesome dancing turtle <3

by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 9, 2019

turtle dovin'

1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.

2) A term hillbillys use for making love.

3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush

I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.

Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.

A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.

by JET Money December 28, 2007

French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 8, 2015

Turtle

Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.

Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.

Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?

Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!

by Buffalo Blue May 2, 2014