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Tristan Sanchez-Alex

A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.
Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex
Has a small penis.
Whoa. Your Penis is that tiny? You must be a Tristin.
Tristin by trolllllol December 10, 2011
Tristan is a guy that will forever be loving and understanding he will always be there to cheer you up even if he’s down, at first he is shy but once you meet him is is amazing! He will usually put himself down, but will always make people feel like there on top of the world.
Girl1: why dose Tristan seems sad?
Girl2: he gets over it fast and always can smile even if he doesn’t want to.
Boy1: just be there for him 😊
Tristan is a major fuck boy but he’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet periodt. Apparently he has pretty eyes, at least that’s what i’m hearing. He super irreplaceable so hold onto him for as long as you can. He’s prolly a “keep everything to yourself” type of guy, you know? If you’re close to him then he’ll tell you everything but if you guys aren’t close then he’ll put a mask on it and say he’s fine. But overall he’s great and everyone should have a Tristan in they’re life.
“Tristan you’re a fuck boy but I love you, no homo tho.”
Tristan by offbrand.joe February 20, 2019
Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.
"Smell that?"
"Yea tf is that?"
"Oh it's just Tristan's tobacco spit"
Tristan by JermalNermal March 2, 2017
Normally have small dicks and are pricks dont know how to treat a girl what so ever
lmfao . he has a small dick

opss dont pull a tristan