Tom Balls

A more severe case of blue balls, in addition to high levels of pain it consists of high amounts of body odor and dandruff. It is generally a consequence of performing "Ping Pong is no. 1".

Tom keeps performing Ping Pong is no. 1 despite getting Tom Balls hard.

by ECotter December 4, 2007

Tom Wallisch

Pro skiing god. King of Afterbang, the pretzal man

tom wallisch must be included somewhere- DEWD YOU STOMPED THAT LIKE TAMMY WALNUTS! GO HOME AND MAKE A THREAD ON NSG BRAA.

oh and i heard you liek mudkipz
1337. FOR PRESIDENT

by willyg0808 November 1, 2010

tom felton

Tom Felton is super sexy and plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter movie series.

example: Did you see Tom felton being fine at the premiere last night?

by MakeuLala38 November 9, 2005

Snappy Tom

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep

"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."

by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012

Tom Davey

When you sleep in the same bed with a girl you have a crush on and you do nothing at all

Oh no lads I did a Tom Davey I am such a twat.

by Timchungwanker May 10, 2016

Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021