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totally girl powered

a feminist who relies on no man
by Grapes June 5, 2003
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life is totally gay

If you clicked this then your life is totally gay!
Wow, when i clicked life is totally gay i realized that my life is totally Gay
by Dylan Manning 831 331 9467 !! January 30, 2009
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Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.
We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.
by supergeesh September 15, 2011
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Totally A.C.

Another way of saying "wicked cool" or "off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy." A.C.= air conditioning- cooooool
white guy-Damn yo that movie was wicked cool!
Black guy- Yo uh-uh dawg, don't u mean off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy?
White guy- Hey! Nobody's supposed to know about my mom being a porn star on the asian network!!
Dirty mexican guy- ey yo ur mama es a porn star? Oh-snapo!Man that's TOTALLY A.C.!
by Ashley Dawn and Anth May 20, 2005
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Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.
Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."
by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009
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Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day
« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »
by jkjkdany May 26, 2020
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Zero Sum Total

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.
A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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