A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.
"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"
"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"
by clutchie112 March 20, 2024

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.
"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"
by slushynoobz June 27, 2024

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by That blue c20 October 13, 2021
