The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.
Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.
Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.
Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.
by Indentured Grape March 6, 2019
Get the SHADESmug. When 6 p.m. arrived, I looked out my office window and saw my boss rocking his Oakley stunta shades as he strolled to his red Mercedes and drove off, ready to start his vacation.
by McWritah July 26, 2015
Get the stunta shadesmug. by AbolsutelyBased December 13, 2022
Get the Shade Swingermug. by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019
Get the Shademug. Shade Whore is a guy or girl who thinks every thing on social media, like posted statuses or memes are shade thrown out for them. They make a big deal about it, tell their friends and create make up drama for attention or because they feel guilty and need support to feel less guilty. Deep down they're over-sensitive, bad liars with people who easily believe them and and a lot of the time no shade was ever thrown at them. With this definition, you can now evade the lies and drama of a Shade Whore.
A: "I posted this funny meme the other day and X thought I was throwing shade. No, the meme was just funny."
B: "Omg, I made this status that was supposed to be inspirational and X thought I was being fake and throwing shade . X is such a Shade Whore...like no one cares."
B: "Omg, I made this status that was supposed to be inspirational and X thought I was being fake and throwing shade . X is such a Shade Whore...like no one cares."
by Amazonian! September 23, 2016
Get the Shade Whoremug. @LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.
I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard
by slantough January 11, 2025
Get the 51 Shades of Tovalamug. Derogatory term focused on white/pale/albino individuals who stay out of direct sunlight do to their fare complexions.
by Gubaguh June 2, 2024
Get the Shade Dwellermug.