I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

Cake by the ocean

When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish

In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean

by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022

Cake by the ocean

New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.

My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.

by Konekline May 30, 2024

cake by the ocean

a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'

by SlipperyTrashMan August 12, 2021

Ocean Moment

When oceanblue actually becomes a human for a little instead of a monster

Ocean Moment lol hahah go brrrrrrrrr

by King Dama November 03, 2020

ocean time

Time to get away, enjoy yourself.

Michelle said “shut up and let me enjoy my ocean time”

by Barneybutt October 17, 2018

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 08, 2013