An erect penis.
by Jarhead8120 May 08, 2017
A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 05, 2023
by Garbage Heap August 02, 2020
A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe
I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet
by penaTRAYshawn July 16, 2020
A mixture of Four Loko and orange juice. A play on the traditional "brass monkey," consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and OJ.
Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
Also known as "an even poorer man's mimosa."
by jgoodson28 January 24, 2011
Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.
by Sexydimma February 09, 2014
In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
Person 2: "God damn."
by chair fucker 69 September 08, 2022