Mickey pp

When your girlfriend has a big ass and you have a big dick

Dude last night me and my girlfriend did the Mickey pp

by Zombie mj08 November 21, 2020

Mickey mouse

The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know

Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse

by Doritos day October 29, 2020

Mickey Doolie

Penis

Don’t touch your Mickey Doolie at the dinner table

by Colleen Haggerty November 6, 2020

Mickey mouse

When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house

Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her

by Hanging niggers jk I'm black January 8, 2021

Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

Mickey duff

Mickey Duff was a well known boxing promoter whose name is now universally used as rhyming slang for marijuana.

Mickey Duff = Puff

If you want me to roll one up you’ll have to pass me my Mickey Duff.

by Loftier January 23, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021