Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.

"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

big o' mess

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.

That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.

by Kosmik March 30, 2010

Messed Down

When you don't mess up and actually do something good.
Basically the Opposite of Messing Up

Aw Snap! he actually "messed down" this time!

by Sloma Jack Clucks July 19, 2025

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024