Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.

Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.

by happyplatypus September 18, 2011

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes

Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.

by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012

Herps

It means ‘Herpes’ but this slow person said it’s “Herps” so it’s just the bootleg version of ‘Herpes’

“He gave you herps”

by Zeiora March 6, 2019