dirt farmer

One who likes anal sex raw and unprotected and brags about it.

He was digging deep in her back door, what a dirt farmer! He took that girl dirt farming in her back door.

by Ekim71 May 24, 2009

dirt farmer

A little known phrase for a homosexual person

Take a look at that dirt farmer.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer's tan

a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.

Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!

by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009

dairy farmer

a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.

John:man that bitch was a dairy farmer last night.
Mike: uuuuggghhh

by Frank mcdoogles June 10, 2007

Sperm farmer

One who farms or collects semen in a very homosexual way.

When Andrew got a few beers in him, he became a real sperm farmer and he always yielded a large harvest.

by PTSD greg March 23, 2011

Blood Farmers

Farmers, but instead of crops, they grow people. For eatin'.

Hey guys, be on the lookout for blood farmers.

by SwampFever August 3, 2010