One with a massive cock and is the thiccest of niggas you will ever see. One that is better than a toby sproates at basketball because he has a massive cock.
by boris thicc November 10, 2020
Get the Ashleymug. ashley is a girls name. Ashley, are you running around
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
You used to dangle my heart with your puppet strings
You dangled your desires right in front of my face
You led me to the well but wouldn't let me drink
Swallowing my pride and I never even got the taste
But time comes around and I'm not so naïve
I've finally lost touch 'cause you're so out of reach
You say that you're fine, but I know that you ain't
You're looking like hell, and you're no fucking saint
Ashley, are you running around
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
You used to dangle my heart with your puppet strings
You dangled your desires right in front of my face
You led me to the well but wouldn't let me drink
Swallowing my pride and I never even got the taste
But time comes around and I'm not so naïve
I've finally lost touch 'cause you're so out of reach
You say that you're fine, but I know that you ain't
You're looking like hell, and you're no fucking saint
Ashley, are you running around
Are you crying out bloody in murder?
Ashley, are you bumming around?
You're crying on my cold shoulder
by KOSTASHIMSELF June 10, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. Ex: “Hey bruh wanna go to Hooters?”
“Nah man me and Tanya are going Ashleying today. Maybe next time.”
“Nah man me and Tanya are going Ashleying today. Maybe next time.”
by Latanya21900 January 13, 2021
Get the Ashleyingmug. Ashley is a cute, sweet, short, petite girl. She is a natural brunette, but dyes her hair blonde so often that you would never know. She thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but you cant see it under her scrubs. Ashley the kinda girl to have a giant dick but she not gonna show it though. She'll be giving you an "examination" and then whip it out and start really giving you back pains if you know what I mean. Still would smash though.
Guy 1: "Dude my ass hurts"
Guy 2:"Damn bro, why? O_O"
Guy1: "Cuz I spent the night with my girl, bro. :l"
Guy2:"What"
Guy2:"Oh! I forgot she's an Ashley bro!"
Guy1:"No bro, she's a Gemini."
Guy 2:"Damn bro, why? O_O"
Guy1: "Cuz I spent the night with my girl, bro. :l"
Guy2:"What"
Guy2:"Oh! I forgot she's an Ashley bro!"
Guy1:"No bro, she's a Gemini."
by xXPussyPounder69AnalSmasherXx September 7, 2019
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is a perfect partner.Hes thoughtful and caring and always there for you..Ashley will buy his gf cinamon buns when shes sad..Ashley is an amazing dad too - hes always got time to educate them on dinosaur names and superhero powers..Ashley is handsome and irresistibly charming, every woman needs a man like Ashley in her life so if you meet one you better treat him like a king that he is..Ashley is just an awesome person in general who just loves helping people and putting a smile on their face.He loves to do so over the phone from 10am - 6pm .. Ashleys caring and supporting no matter what even when his football team is Arse-ing around.. Ashleys a Cooperific person for sure !
by GuruGridz September 5, 2019
Get the Ashleymug. by letmesuckurdickfor10bucks October 5, 2018
Get the ashleymug. Ashley is the most beautiful girl in the world and all the guys want Ashley she could get any guy she wants but she doesn’t seem to know how beautiful she really is ashley is normally athletic and better than all the guys at sports and smart funny and just a little bit sassy. But she can also put a fake smile on although it may seem like she lives a great life and gets everything she wants that is almost never true her family is normally more struggling than they seem and doesn’t have a fatherly character to look up to. So always find yourself and Ashley and hold on to her and never let her go.
by Ryan b August 19, 2018
Get the Ashleymug.