Famous quote that COD MW2 player Strixal repeatedly shouts out in-game to noobs he schools.
Noob - "I'm awesome, I will pwn u all!"
(Strixal kills Noob x 9999 times)
~ Silence ~
Strixal - "I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!"
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2010
mugGet the I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP!mug.

ship ahpe

off the chain, locked N' loaded, ready for a safety inspection......
We gotta get our lab ship ahpe before Environmental Health & Safety comes down on us like the IV foot patrol on Halloween!
by doctorjules187 January 24, 2008
mugGet the ship ahpemug.
A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
mugGet the Ships passing in the nightmug.
A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.
Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
mugGet the Captain of the Carpet Shipmug.

Cruise Ship Drunk

To be so intoxicated as one would be during an ocean voyage aboard a cruise ship, where people sometimes get extremely intoxicated, more so than they would on dry land.
"Wow, did you see that girl stagger into that pole? Man, she was Cruise Ship Drunk!"
by Ahwatukian August 17, 2004
mugGet the Cruise Ship Drunkmug.

guns n ships

its at 54:45 in hamilton
and it's sung to fucking fast like it sounds like fneiselgigbdihgbeigeighetigegiuegeghioghr9gwroughwougherg
guns n ships and so the balance shifts
by kakashi is lord November 17, 2020
mugGet the guns n shipsmug.

cruise ship lunches

Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job

We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.
by Tonythetiler April 17, 2021
mugGet the cruise ship lunchesmug.

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