Pussy press

To go on a media outlet and confront them in FaceTime or through a video game instead of real life.

Why didn't you talk to me in real life instead of doing a (pussy press)

by if ejebhrbe March 24, 2018

Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side

I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!

by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019

Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

press angles

To take a stand and do something about it.

“Should i press angles on him”
“nah i’m pressing angles”

by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023

pressed it

when you are far off on something

damn that shot was far off i pressed it

by nutmegtobin March 05, 2017

Thug-pressing

Being black in an establishment white folks like to keep white.

"Hey those 2 black guy's are just sitting there waiting on a friend. They haven't bought anything, so they must be thug-pressing. Let's call the cops."

by PokeUMon April 16, 2018

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 27, 2025