three special letters

A euphemistic way to refer to the phrase kys (meaning "kill yourself").

Also seen as "three letters"

Alice: (@Carol) Bob was spamming the three special letters in chat.
Carol: *bans Bob*

by iliketoshitmypants69 July 19, 2023

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day

On August 6th you have to blow someone with the letter t at the start of their name

Blah blah blah “National give a b****** to someone that name starts with the letter a day”

by thefreaknamedreek August 04, 2024

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 20, 2010