Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

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Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.

I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

Gash Gawker

An expert in the field of opportunist up-skirt viewing.

"She got up from sitting on the grass extremely carefully, clenching her short skirt with her right hand to prevent it riding up. She obviously knew we were a couple of gash gawkers."

by Mr. GJ Gawker August 16, 2013

Gashed

Mostly used in gay and drag culture; A person with an extremely loose penis receptacle, likely from having so many penises throw in it up to this point.

You think John has a tight Bussy?

NO, gurl! He’s GASHED for the GODS!!

by Queen Supreme May 20, 2020