You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008
Get the Titty Rubbing Gash Pokermug. The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
Get the Road Gashmug. After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
by Thenry June 19, 2023
Get the Jelly Gashmug. When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.
Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
Get the Gash Mash-upmug. Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.
The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
Get the Gash rashmug. The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017
Get the Gash Snotmug. A slutty girl who as worn out her vagina screwing anything and anyone. Total nasty bitch , I mean the worst kind of snail trail leaving whore alive.
by Carwatgood October 18, 2023
Get the Gashmug.