English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.
by Itsdanno June 14, 2016
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english milkshake

An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
by Hitler Banana May 21, 2015
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Max English

you have a max English
by cummonster369 June 09, 2022
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 02, 2023
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english toe

When the second toe is longer than the big toe.
Those sandals really show off your English toe.
by Annann09 August 22, 2015
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Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked
Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke
by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019
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