by Imatree59 February 7, 2017

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.
"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."
by mr excellent November 20, 2017

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.
Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!
by Exoz September 20, 2013

by ScubaGrotto_Chi December 21, 2016

a cupcake fan is someone who is WAAAAY into a fandom / celebrity. they often focus on been noticed by their fav and constantly asking you to like their recent. they overuse simple emojis, and they may sometimes make terrible edits on knock off video editor apps. nobody likes them because they are cringe and annoying.
“I love Shawn Mendes soo much!😣😣😣😍😍😍❤️😘😢”
“aalwaysmendes is such a cupcake fan. she does too much in the fandom”
“aalwaysmendes is such a cupcake fan. she does too much in the fandom”
by pariswtflmao May 27, 2020

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.
by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013
