Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019

Coconut questions

Someone who projects his/her own intention and physical actions.

"I know you mean well, without coconut questions we can understand each other better. I don't invent meaning because I don't have the inability to deal with grief. "

by Communi February 18, 2021

coconut moon

A dark skinned person who lights up your life. Like a satellite

Your can refere to your partner. I love coconut moon

by Sisakazie_m May 30, 2018

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 19, 2017

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 09, 2021

Coconutting

An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)

Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.

by BetterThanPitbull June 29, 2022