coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 26, 2019

coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

coconut.......dixie

Tiktoker

coconut.......dixie Is a tiktoker

by Trashcan88 December 28, 2020

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.

She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.

by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009