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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window
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Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."
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Thomas' hero

Roman is not Thomas' hero
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Thomas raggi supremacy

An Italian rockstar who has style and loves shum! Plays the guitar and is part of the best band that exists: MÅNESKIN!!!! THOMAS RAGGI SUPREMACY🛐🛐
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by Raggi lover September 8, 2021
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Thomas Raggi

Slang for a beautiful, talented and hot man with incredible playing guitar abilities
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Thomas Pfeiffer

Dutch singer, artist, entrepreneur but known as quote "The biggest gay around".

He was born in 1994 and went to the Academy of Arts in Rome, but changed HS because of a plague of a local disease and graduated in Bologna.

He started making music as a hobby but surprisingly exploded in popularity. In the peak of his career he tweeted the fact that he was gay. With that his meme was born.

Unfortunately he passed away in 2020 due to Covid-19.
Thomas Pfeiffer twitted "I love balls", he is just so amusing!
by Thomas Pfeiffer Jr. January 10, 2022
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