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wolf tan

n. A very hairy chest.
That lumberjack has a wicked wolf tan.
by Vicktorious November 23, 2013
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tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.
He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.
by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015
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Dungoun Tan

When someone plays Xbox for to long and gets very pale or white.
Ben Splett has the biggest Dungoun tan ever!!!!!
by Andrew and Micheal December 8, 2010
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African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.
by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018
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Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it
Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan
by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015
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Workshop tan

Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.
"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."
by Kevin07 January 6, 2008
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pink-and-tan

A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.
Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).
by Patricia Bateman January 20, 2014
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