totally girl powered

a feminist who relies on no man

by Grapes June 5, 2003

life is totally gay

If you clicked this then your life is totally gay!

Wow, when i clicked life is totally gay i realized that my life is totally Gay

by Dylan Manning 831 331 9467 !! January 30, 2009

Totally A.C.

Another way of saying "wicked cool" or "off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy." A.C.= air conditioning- cooooool

white guy-Damn yo that movie was wicked cool!
Black guy- Yo uh-uh dawg, don't u mean off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy?
White guy- Hey! Nobody's supposed to know about my mom being a porn star on the asian network!!
Dirty mexican guy- ey yo ur mama es a porn star? Oh-snapo!Man that's TOTALLY A.C.!

by Ashley Dawn and Anth May 20, 2005

Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.

We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.

by supergeesh September 15, 2011

Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.

Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."

by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Total sex day

9 April should be national total sex day cuz Gerard Way was born this day

« OMG did you know that National total sex day was actually called National total sex day because Gerard Way was born this day?! »

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020